40+ of the Funniest Star Trek Memes of the Week (January 16, 2024)

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  • 01
    Captain Picard would never put a member of his crew in jeopardy... JEOPARDY! Until now. ALEX
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    Transporter room 3 to Doctor Pulaski There's a patient ready to beam up that says he's invisible. Jaysus Christ. Well, tell him I can't see him right now. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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    A Captain, is our refrigerator running?
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    What's your greatest weakness? ...Could you give an example? Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics Yes, I could.
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    STAR TREK JELLICO How did John DeLancie keep track of his lines in TNG episodes? 1900 He used Q cards.
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  • 06
    Doctor, did you know penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat? captain Kirk Man Myth Legend So you're saying the oily bird gets the warm??
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    Captain, we have a problem! There's a huge leak in the warp core!
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE TWO BEERS FROM THE CAPTAIN! HE'LL CATCH US! JUST TRUST ME, OKAY? EVERYTHING LOOKS TO Lite ite te ite BE IN ORDER HERE 20
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    Why didn't J.R.R Tolkien set 'Lord of the rings' in Antarctica? The orcs would have frozen? It was largely uninhobbited. *
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    Colm Meaney Colm Nicey
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    WHYYYYYYY... do the Prophets hate me?! I never get what I want! I guess you just... Kain't Winn.
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    mgflip.com THE GYM HAS THIS GREAT NEW CLASS IN BLINDFOLDED ARCHERY 1841 we YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING
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  • 13
    Charnocks COMEDY Cabaret In ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly. Charnock COMEDY Cabaret Poison IV would just make you itchy.
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    MILES, HOW MUCH SPACE DO FUNGI NEED TO GROW? AS MUSHROOM imgflip.com AS POSSIBLE OH, I DUNNO. I RECKON ABOUT
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    DeForest Gump
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    FLUKE 233THUE AS NOMETER REMOTE OSPLAY FUTILE. HOLD OFF G Reage MIN MAX mV COM RANGE 30 * MO +4 VO Are A
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    I DON'T HAVE A SUPERIOR OFICER! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERIOR OFICER! BUT I DO HAVE A SUPER- UISOR! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! @MGWeatherston
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    Borg? It sounds Swedish. Bun Dicuri Sansane They're a race of cybernetic beings. Artificial Swedeners?
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    STAR TREK JELLICO Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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  • 20
    L'ORÉAL BECAUSE YOU'RE WORF IT.
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    I AM FULLY FUNCTIONAL IN EVERY WAY, OF COURSE. I AM PROGRAMMED IN MULTIPLE TECHNIQUES, A BROAD VARIETY OF PLEASURING. SO YOU SAY... BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE - I NEED HARD DATA.
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  • 22
    STAR TREK JELLICO Deanna, I realize everyone is fed up with my dad jokes. How can I stop my addiction? No it doesn't. Whatever means necessary.
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  • 23
    Saru Saruman
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  • 24
    STAR TREK JELLICO I spent twenty minutes trying to remember what the opposite of night was. In the end I had to call it a day. Executive Producer RICK BERMAN
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  • 25
    STAR TREK MADRED Did you know, that while you're here, Captain Jellico is on your ship, telling joke after awful joke. And your android, Bata? Cat jokes. Nothing but cat jokes.
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  • 26
    NON SA SASS The next test will show us how you perform under pressure. Can I do Bohemian Rhapsody instead?
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  • 27
    STAR TREK JELLICO What can I do for you. Quark? Let me know if you want a quick gander. SOC I've got some racing geese for sale. Executive Producers RA STEVEN BEHR RICK BERMAN
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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOES NOT RETURN? A BOOMERANG. THE IDENTITY OF THE OBJECT IS NOT CONTINGENT UPON IT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY. PERHAPS YOU NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR THROWING TECHNIQUE Imgflip.com
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  • 29
    FIRE AT WILL
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    How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble? Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble? You mean "a choir"? Zach Holmboe
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  • 31
    STAR TREK JELLICO Mister Garak, that sweater you sold me keeps picking up static electricity. I'd like another one, free of charge. What do you expect me to do about it?
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  • 32
    PROBE IS ENTERING THE ANOMALY. IF YOU SAY THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID I'LL SMACK YOU 7 MADE WITH Photo Editor
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    AN JUST TELL HER: "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!" GOOD IDEA. THANKS. I'M BEAUTIFUL.
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  • 34
    STAR TREK JELLICO What is it you'd say that you do here on the ship? So you're a spirit guide. I run Ten Forward and give advice on what drinks to order. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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  • 35
    GOWRON HUBBARD TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIANETICS
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  • 36
    Captain, Q has shrunk the ship! On screen! IE We seem to be surrounded by...subatomic particles!
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  • 37
    3 L'ORÉAL Because you're Worf it
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  • 38
    Good morning Ben. Is DS9 all set for Xmas? Really? How so? Yep. Supervised the promenade decorations myself. Looks amazing. I'm sorry to hear the Enterprise decorations are so lacklustre though. Well... Manst THERE ARE ONLY FOUR LIGHTS!
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  • 39
    STAR TREK JOLLY CO How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing, it was on the house! don't know who that is.
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    Cheezburger Image 9864934656
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    STAR TREK JELLICO My friend said he didn't understand cloning. I said, "That makes two of us" Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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    STAR TREK JELLICO I was going give archery a shot... but there were too many drawbacks. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY 1111
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  • 43
    Bunnicorn Sausage Can I ask about the menu, please? The men I please are none of your business.
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